1.) Animals aren’t that hot, because if they were, things would be… different.
2.) You start to think that you’re crazy, because who in their right mind would be more in love with an animal than a human?
Later, you realize that it’s not your fault, because who wouldn’t if the animal looked like that?
3.) It ruins your perception of men.
That, no matter how attractive it is, will never compare to the beauty of this:
Okay, wait. That might have been an overstatement. Zac Efron is the one of the most beautiful creatures ever, so they’re pretty tied. But, normal men don’t look like Zac Efron, because if they did, I wouldn’t have a problem and wouldn’t be writing this post.
4.) It’s completely unfair, because, to be honest, Simba is better looking than 99.99% of the men you’ve seen in real life.
5.) They left you having unrealistic expectations on how romantic the men in your life would be.
Why can’t guys do that? Men need to pick up the slack, because these beautiful cartoons are trying and succeeding at stealing their girls.
6.) Your first crush ends up not even being a human.
He was beautiful to five-year-old you. Don’t lie.
In conclusion: Men, take note of these beautiful creatures, and you may one day become as successful at attracting girls as they are.
Haha, I loved reading this! 😀 So true!
Although Zac Efrom is on a different level altogether… ❤
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I know right?! Zac Efron is the most beautiful person on the planet 🙂
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He certainly is, I couldn’t agree more.. *swoon*
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No.s 5 and 6- Truest statements ever uttered, I swear!
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I was in love with Robin Hood as a child! I still look at those eyes and swoon *sigh*
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True.. He’s hot… Aaaaaand I can’t believe I’m lusting over an animated animal.. *shakes head*
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They shouldn’t be allowed to make animated animals this attractive!
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Haha, love this! N.6 – yes, yes, yes!
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Robin Hood is still more beautiful than 99.999% of the men I see in real life.
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This post deserves all the awards haha!
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Aww thanks! 🙂
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